Buy something really, really dangerous this week

Wicked Lasers has improved their insanely powerful portable laser series with the announcement of the Spyder III Pro Artic Series laser and has boosted the power to a full 1W.  Stand back Dr. Evil, here come the sharks with laser beams strapped to their heads.  This class IV laser will blind instantly and has the highest burning power of any portable laser in the world.  What would you use it for?

The Force is strong with this one.